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成人笑话|Fred's obituary

来源:www.jxylsh.com 2025-03-24

The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary1.

The man behind the counter tells her it will cosplayt $5 per word.

She thinks for a moment and says, Fred's dead.

The man then informs her there is a five word minimum.

She says Okay... Fred's dead, Buick for sale


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